Friday, October 9, 2009

hair

okayyy....so a few weeks ago, i was studying/assignmenting with a few friends in baillieu i think it was. that morning had been pretty windy and had been raining, so i'd sorta been half power walking half jogging to get to the library asap. recently, i've converted from using gel to using wax after a friend commented on my CONSTANTLY perfectly shaped hair saying that it seemed to be 'too in place' all the time. anyway point is, when it's windy, my hair goes out of whack cos wax doesn't hold anywhere near as strongly as gel does.

so...i've just sat down, rather breathless and start getting books/notes out. so after that's done, i sorta look at a glass wall thing, just to make sure i'm like sorta looking okay...you know...i wanna make sure i haven't somehow developed a combover and look like adolf hitlers asian cousin or something....

to my horror...it's like nothing like the original shape i had spent the best part of 3 minutes at home shaping/messing up, depending on how you look at it. it looked pretty bad....like all my hair was pointing in one direction...sorta like a mohawk...so...trying to appear not too vain, i'm frantically trying to mess it up a bit, so i have random bits just sticking out everywhere...and after like, 30 secs its sorta done. there don't seem to be that many good looking girls at melbourne uni so i'm like...its okayy if its not perfect (JOKING) and i get to work. cept like...i start to become srsly paranoid....up to the point where i ask my friends (who were guys btw) 'dude...does my hair look alright?'. 'haha...don't worry andy, pretty sure those girls where checking you out when u first walked in' and he points to a group of fobs with hello kitty backpacks etc....chortle. then for some reason, although i've already seen my hair in the mirror, i ask them 'what does my hair look like?'...'just like you got out of bed'. ahhhh awesome....that's the look i sorta strive for you know....so picking up my chem book, i sorta slump into my chair and begin reading....and then a awesome idea hits me....if i really want to get the 'just got out of bed look', why don't i actually use that method to do my hair?? like...actually wax my hair before i go to bed....and then in the morning...it should be done. and even if the wind screws it up...i don't think i'd care, cos i'd have practically spent no time or effort on it.

amazing thought, i know.....